True Jokes

I heard this... Were funny but a lil foolish XD

[At Burger King]
Cashier: What would you like to order?
Guy: A cheeseburger.
Cashier: Do you want cheese on that cheeseburger?

AND

[Somewhere]
Guy to girl smoking cigarette: Didn't your mother tell you smoking is bad for you?
Girl: Didn't your mother tell you never to talk to strangers?

haha.